What would it be like to live a day in the life of an object we see or use every day? For three weeks, I called on the students by their new personified object name. Students became a variety of things, from school supplies to home accessories; from sporting equipment to clothing; from food to historical landmarks. The students were very creative as they mapped out how their day would begin and end. Some of them also got very creative with the use of voice. It was hard to pick just a few samples, but here they are from across the grade levels. Enjoy!
My Life as a Pencil, by Sammie (2nd grade)
I am a shiny red pencil, waiting to be used by Mrs. Huff's Afternoon Writing Class. I am in a bag on a yellow table with other pencils. One pencil is not nice to me. He scratches my paint off!
Then class begins, and a naughty boy steals me. He isn't in Writing Class, and isn't allowed to use me! My life is ruined. His pencil box is a mess! I am uncomfortable. I do not like my life. Why couldn't he pick someone else, like the mean pencil?! The mean boy bites my eraser feet, and I cry. Then he sharpens me so so much that I feel like my head is getting chopped off! This hurts! Because I am now so short, the teacher tells him to throw me away in the garbage can.
But one of the good things that happens is that Sophia Pencil is in here too! We can now get thrown away together at least!
The Weird Life of a Pencil
By Sophia (2nd grade)
I am a pink sparkly pencil. I am always treated badly. First of all, I am in a clear pencil box. I see the lights coming on. I see a line of kids coming in. My owner, who is a naughty kid, opens the pencil box. She puts me in the pencil hair cutting place (the pencil sharpener).
After she is done, she starts to CHEW on ME! Then she is told to throw me in the garbage! I see one of my friends in there with me too. We start to talk. After a few minutes, the sky starts to get dark. Then, I think I look so small. And my friend does, too. My friend says, "Am I chewed on, or is it just me?" Then I say, "You are chewed." Then, we start to laugh, and then I fall asleep.
My Life as a Sock
By Adeline (3rd grade)
Hi, I'm Adeline, a purple sock with white polka dots. I spend a lot of time in a sock drawer that is in a girl's purple room. Here is the beginning of a day in my life.
I hear the thumpety-thumps of my girl rushing into the room. "Oh no. Not again," I groan. She opens the drawer, as usual, and yanks me out. "Ow, ow, ow!" I wince.
Next she puts me on her foot. By now, I'm used to the weird feeling of something being in me. But at first it felt so wrong and weird, that it tickled me!
Then she runs into the living room-- "Ouch, ooh, ow!" and squishes me into a dark, oval space-- "Eek!" Wait, what is this place?
Now I'm going up-down-up-down-up-down. Wait, why am I stopping? It's been about ten minutes now. Whoa! It feels like I've been thrown off a cliff! I hear a car door slam, and a muffled "Good-bye!"
Here I go, going up-down-up-down-up-down again for about ten minutes. When my owner stops, I hear a loud, muffled, "Riiiingg!" of a bell, and then I start going again.
By now I am very bruised. It hurts a lot when I go up-down-up-down. My owner stops, and then starts tapping me for a looooong time. It must've been an hour. Then she starts walking again.
P.E. class!! Oh no, this is bad, bad bad!! Super-duper disgusting and smelly liquid is starting to drip into me! Yuck!! Sweat!!
After a long day, my owner finally takes me off. Ahhhhhh. That feels better. I relax.
"Washing day!" calls my girl's owner. YES!! Someone throws me into the washing machine. "Round and round the sockey goes, do, do do, dooo!" I sing to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel."
When the washing machine is done washing, the owner of my girl folds me and puts me back in my drawer. What a fun and funny day! And I bet it will all happen again tomorrow!
A Day in the Life of Venetian Lipstick
By Mira (4th grade)
This is scandalous. Tragic. Unbelievable. No place
for a stylish, delicate, sassy lipstick like me. I cannot believe I am stuck here! My friends say I am overreacting. Dahlings, I am not overreacting. Not in the least. In fact, my friends are a
little bit dull and dim-witted, nothing like my brilliant and creative brain.
I am in an apartment in
Venice, Italy. I must admit, Venice is beautiful!
All those canals, parades, and romance.
But, alas, I can see nothing of it, because most of the time I am…stuck in a
bathroom.
You see, dahlings, I am not meant to
be in tiny, enclosed spaces. I am meant to be out in the world, being
fashionable, wonderful, and ME! But I rarely get to be outside, only when my
owner allows it.
My owner, Madame Mathilde, is
a rather unattractive, talkative, big-boned woman. For months and months, years
and years, she has tried to get a date. But, alas, all the men turn her down.
Maybe if she could use me better, then she might have a chance, instead of
smearing me all over her red, pouty lips. I shudder just to think about it.
At that moment, Madame
Mathilde breezes in. She sets to work with my friends and me. My friends are a
pearl-handled comb, some dove-colored face cream, rogue blush, and a deep azure
eyeshadow. Though Madame Mathilde is not pretty, she is wealthy.
I watch in horror and grief as
Madame Mathilde yanks the comb through her hair, smears face cream all over her
nose and cheeks, powders blush up and down her face, and applies her eyeshadow so high that it reaches her eyebrows.
She finally reaches down, plucks me up, and slathers me all over her mouth.
Smacking her lips in front of an opal hand mirror, she declares herself
perfect, and flounces off to a canal, dragging my friends and me as we cling to
her tightly. I just hope this date will be short.
Help me! The part of me that
is on her lips is getting panicky on this huge mouth with rows and rows of
teeth in it. I’m going to die in
here!
Madame Mathilde has set her
date night at the Sicily, a famous restaurant, known for its delicious pasta,
pizza, and Strangula Pretti (spinach wrapped in butter and melted cheese.) It
also seems as if the Sicily floats on water! Oh, can things get any worse?!
But, it does get worse! Dahlings, the servers are bringing very much alive and still
screaming food to Madame Mathilde and the man across from her! Don’t they have
any compassion? I shield my eyes, disgusted and horrified at the carnage my
owner and her date are doing and even more worried about the food touching my
fragile, pink skin.
Soon the couple finish their
dinner and signal for the bill. It is brought by no other than Chef Ferdinand,
a small, squat man with a gigantic chef’s hat and moustache. He slaps our bill
on the table, his huge meat cleaver’s knife glinting dangerously in the light
and his deep, tambour, Italian accent booming.
Dear God, I pray. Please let
this dreadful night be over. A fashionista like me needs beauty rest. At that
point, I swoon into a faint. What can I say? I’m delicate.
I’m totally and fully exhausted. It turns out that I went to
all that trouble to be beautiful for nothing. The date did not go well. Not in the least. Madame Mathilde washes me off along
with my friends. She is crying and moping about her “lost opportunity.” Madame
Mathilde flops down on her bed and is asleep almost instantly. I make myself
comfortable between my friends. I admit I can be a little bit self-absorbed and
dramatic, but I am still a good lipstick inside. Believe me. You just need some
time to get used to me.
I sigh contentedly and drift off into a
long, dreamless slumber. Good night, dahlings.
By Emma (6th grade)
My Life as a Car Tire
By Catie (5th grade)
Oh hi. It's Crabby McCar Tire, here in the boring old shop. The car I'm supposed to be on broke down, so I'm waiting to be re-purchased. I hope I don't, because I HATE being on a car. A screw in my back?! I mean, just try to live like that. And carrying all that weight? I feel like I want to pop. Which I have done. Twice.
Wait. Why is the clerk lifting me to the counter? Oh no, I'm being bought!!
Ohhhh.... I'm in agony! I'm in the front of the car, the worst place to be placed. You experience all the pain first, and harder. Ohhhh.... the car is being loaded. And everyone's piling in, with their cameras and maps. Wait. Cameras and maps? My worst fear has come true: ROAD TRIP!!
*Bump* OWWW! Ack, this is terrible! "Fellow tires," I say, "Obey your new master!" No reply. "I said, obey me, and put on those brakes!" Still no reply.
Arrgghhh! Those guys are so dumb. Please excuse my attitude. If you can imagine being surrounded by nothingness while spinning at the speed of light, try it. Not pleasant. Oh boy, now there's a light in my eyes. Wait, light? Light! A gas station! Maybe if I pop, I won't have to go on this trip! Ooooh, I see a sharp rock. If I can just time it right.....
P O P !!!!
Oh geeze, I forgot how unpleasant that is. But, I get to stay in a remote place, free of buyers. What's this? They're unscrewing me, never to use me again! And now I'm in the dump! (Paradise for a tire)
Good bye, it's time for me to live my life in style! Like I said, it's a tire thing.
MY LIFE AS AN UMBRELLA
How I adore rainy days! Various
sizes of raindrops sliding down my head is what I live for. Outside the window,
sidewalks slick with water and morning dew on the grass make everything look
picturesque. Young Isabel, my owner, comes skipping down the hall and goes to
grab an umbrella. Ohh! She picks the red one with the white daisies….that's me!
I will finally have a chance to
experience the outdoors.
Isabel opens me and holds me above
her head. I can sense fat, small, large, and minuscule raindrops sliding down
my head. It feels like I am taking a cold shower right now. Frigidness overcomes
me as well as excitement. Yay! I
am spinning and dancing in this beautiful rain shower. Puddles looking like small ponds
conceal the ground. I stare at the ominous clouds shrouding the sky.
I glance around, my vision slightly
blurred from the incessant rainfall. I am able to make out crowds of people,
lofty buildings, luminous head lights, and bare tree limbs.
I wish I could stay out here and
enjoy the magnificent rain, but I know we are nearing the school. Suddenly, a
huge gust of wind sweeps us up and carries us right to the front door.
Luckily, Isabel regains her balance
and we are welcomed into the cozy classroom. I am disregarded in the umbrella
bucket with others of my kind.
Tic-tock tic-tock goes the clock in
the classroom. Isabel has math class right now. I hear the teacher droning on
and on. 9+10=19, 20 < 30, and more writing on the wall that I can not understand. Only five more minutes till recess, and I hope it is outdoors. I do not enjoy being cooped up in the classroom all day.
Unfortunately, recess is indoors
because of the increasingly heavy rainfall. I watch, still waiting as I see
puzzles, dolls, art supplies, blocks, and books being taken out. Being small makes the classroom look colossal.
School passes at the rate of a
walking snail! Finally, class is dismissed, and Isabel shrugs on her
raincoat. Waving goodbye to the
teacher, we bounce out of the classroom in a hurry to get back home.
The sky has cleared up a little and
I can see the sun peeking out from behind the clouds. Cool, crisp wind caresses me. We pass street lamps
and the once deserted park that is now filled with happy children. While I would love to be open, I am
enjoying this view and our stroll
home.
Back home we are dry and warm.
Although I love the rain, exhaustion overcomes me. What I need now is a very
long nap. Isabel sips hot chocolate at the counter while doing homework. This
has been the most magical and exciting day of my life! Who would have thought
umbrellas have such an adventurous life?
